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Nobody likes you. 

Everyone left you.

They’re all out without you having fun.


2 weeks ago on 16 May, 12 | 2  notes

YEP. 

  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

2 weeks ago on 16 May, 12 | 62740  notes

Who’s Harry Potter? 

Like… I’ve heard a lot of things about him, and I was wondering who he is. Is he a singer or something?


3 weeks ago on 7 May, 12 | 5  notes

finneganthehuman:

my favorite<3

finneganthehuman:

my favorite<3


3 weeks ago on 7 May, 12 | 24  notes


I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man! 

I can shake-uh my fanny, I can shake-uh my can!

I’m a tough tootin’ baby, I can punch-uh your buns! Punch-uh your buns! I can punch all your buns!

If you’re an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!


3 weeks ago on 7 May, 12 | 10  notes



funsubstancecom:

Why so Sirius?

funsubstancecom:

Why so Sirius?


3 weeks ago on 7 May, 12 | 115  notes